Galaxy Song - Updated

Since the Galaxy Song was written, knowledge of the galaxy and universe has advanced. For the 2014 "One Down, Five To Go" live shows, the lyrics were updated to reflect current knowledge. Part of it was memorably sung by legendary scientist Professor Steven Hawking (after knocking down Prof. Brian Cox and chiding him for being pedantic!)

 Prof. Steven Hawking - Galaxy Song 2014

Spoken: Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough...

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at four hundred thousand miles an hour

Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
  Eric Idle and Carol Cleveland - Galaxy Song 2014
Our galaxy itself contains a five hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, six thousand light years thick,
But out by us it's just a thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.


Lyrics by Eric Idle

Music by John Du Prez




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