Eric Idle sang this song in the "One Foot In The Grave" episode "The Beast in the Cage" as a Honda repair man.
There's a bloke we can't stand any longer
Always on the bleedin' moan.
Every time we mend his bloody Honda,
He starts groaning on the phone.
First, we fixed his car's ignition,
Checked his brakes and clutch and then-
Overhauled his whole transmission.
He just brought it back again.
Chorus: Victor Meldrew, Victor Meldrew
He can stick it up his bum....up his bum.
He can bugger off 'till kingdom come.
Music: "Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah"
Lyrics: Eric Idle