The blue italics are sound effects
I bet they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new bleep song
It's not that it's buzz or beep beep controversial
Just that the dinging words are awfully strong
You can't say honk on the radio
Or shot or twang or bleh,
You can't even say I'd like to creak you one day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large boing
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't scratching well programme it
I bet you their ch-chinging old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse raspberry
Music and lyrics by: Eric Idle
