FINLAND / FISH SCHLAPPING DANCE

All: Finland, Finland, Finland

That's the country for me!

Mayor: Finland is the country where we dance

Finland is the country where we play

Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance

In traditional Scandinavian way!

All: Schlip! Schlap!

Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

Schlip! Schlap!

Schlap away all day

Schlip! Schlap!

You simply can't go wrong

In traditional fish-schlapping song

Male and female ensemble perform said traditional fish-schlapping dance

All: Schlip! Schlap!

Mayor: Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

All: Schlip! Schlap!

Mayor: Schlap away all day

All: Schlip! Schlap!

Mayor: You simply can't go wrong

In traditional fish-schlapping song

Mayor gets walloped with fish.

2 Finnish men: Finland, Finland, Finland

The country where I quite want to be

Finn 1: Pony trekking-

Finn 2: Or camping-

All: Or just watching TV.

Finland, Finland, Finland

That's the country for me

The Famous Historian enters

Historian: (spoken) I said, "England."

All the Finns: (as they leave dejectedly) What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that etc.