His Name Is Lancelot

Herbert: Lancelot you might as well just fess up

Really you're a different kind of guy

Move aside your scabbard

For underneath your tabard

There is waiting to escape a butterfly

Rips off Lancelot's tabard to reveal a tight, rather revealing little number on underneath

Male Chorus: His...name...is Lancelot

And in tight pants a lot

He likes to dance a lot

You know you do

Lancelot: (confused) I do?

Male Chorus: So just say thanks a lot

And try romance, it's hot!

Let's find out who's really you.

His name is Lancelot

He visits France a lot

He likes to dance a lot and dream

No one would ever know

That this outrageous pro

Bats for the other team.

Herbert:You're a knight who really likes his nightlife

And by day you really like to play

You can all find him pumping at the gym

At the Camelot Y.M.C.A.!

Chorus: His name is Lancelot (La, la, la)

Just watch him dance a lot (La, la, la)

He doesn't care what people say (La, la, la)

Lancelot: (more confident) No Way!

Chorus: For when he starts to dance (La, la, la)

Just grab your underpants (La, la, la)

Herbert: He can finally come out and say that he is G.A.

All: Y.M.C.A.

All: He's Gay!

Lancelot: (proudly) Ok!