His Name Is Lancelot
Herbert: Lancelot you might as well just fess up
Really you're a different kind of guy
Move aside your scabbard
For underneath your tabard
There is waiting to escape a butterfly
Rips off Lancelot's tabard to reveal a tight, rather revealing little number on underneath
Male Chorus: His...name...is Lancelot
And in tight pants a lot
He likes to dance a lot
You know you do
Lancelot: (confused) I do?
Male Chorus: So just say thanks a lot
And try romance, it's hot!
Let's find out who's really you.
His name is Lancelot
He visits France a lot
He likes to dance a lot and dream
No one would ever know
That this outrageous pro
Bats for the other team.
Herbert:You're a knight who really likes his nightlife
And by day you really like to play
You can all find him pumping at the gym
At the Camelot Y.M.C.A.!
Chorus: His name is Lancelot (La, la, la)
Just watch him dance a lot (La, la, la)
He doesn't care what people say (La, la, la)
Lancelot: (more confident) No Way!
Chorus: For when he starts to dance (La, la, la)
Just grab your underpants (La, la, la)
Herbert: He can finally come out and say that he is G.A.
All: He's Gay!
Lancelot: (proudly) Ok!