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KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE / THE SONG THAT GOES LIKE THIS (REPRISE)
Female Ensemble: Camelot The town that never sleeps It's Camelot!
Knights: We're knights of the Round Table We dance when e're we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impecc-able We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are for-mid-able But many times, we're given rhythms That are quite unsing-able We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot
We're knights of the Round Table Although we live a fable We're not just bums With royal mums We've brains that are quite able We've a busy life in Camelot.
Solo Knight: I have to push the pram a lot.
(Musical interlude)
Arthur: (Spoken) Ladies and gentlemen - The Lady of the Lake.
Lady of the Lake: Once in every show There comes a song like this It starts off soft and low And ends up with a kiss Oh, where is the song that goes like this? Goes like this?
A sentimental song That cast a magic spell They will all hum along And we'll all overact, overact like hell 'Cos this is the song Yes this is the song Oh this is the song that goes.......like (Lady of the Lake - scat singing) (Arthur - scat singing)
Lady of the Lake: They're Knights of the Round Table
Arthur: They dance when e'er they're able
Lady of the Lake: They're Knights
Arthur: Not days, but Knights
Lady and Arthur: Not dawn, not dusk Not late afternoon But Knights of the Round Table Round Table Round Table Round Table
All: Round Table Round Table Round Table So try your luck in Camelot Run amok in Camelot It doesn't suck in Camelot
(Sound of slot machine playing out)
(spoken) WE WON!
(sung) We're Knights of the Round Table We dance when e'er we're able We do routines and gory scenes That are to hot for cable
We eat ham and jam We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
All: (spoken) SPAMALOT! |
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