The Song That Goes Like This
Galahad: Once in every show
There comes a song like this
It starts off soft and low
And ends up with a kiss.
Oh where is the song
That goes like this?
(spoken) Where is it? Where? Where?
Lady of the Lake: A sentimental song
That casts a magic spell.
They all will hum along
We'll overact like hell.
For this is our song that goes like this
Galahad: (spoken) Yes it is
Lady: (spoken) Yes it is
Galahad: (spoken) Yes it is!
Lady: (spoken) Yes it is!
Galahad: Now we can go straight
Right down the middle eight
A bridge that is too far for me
Lady: I'll sing it in your face
While we both embrace
Both: And then
Galahad: (in high falsetto) Now we're into E!
(back to normal key) *cough* That's awfully high for me
Lady: But as everyone can see
We should have stayed in D
Both: For this is our song that goes like this!
Galahad: I'm feeling very proud
Lady: You're singing far too loud
Galahad: That's the way that this song goes
Lady: You're standing on my toes
Both: Singing our song that goes like this!
Lady: I can't believe there's more
Galahad: It's far too long, I'm sure.
Lady: That's the trouble with this song
It goes on and on and on.
Both: For this is our song that is too long!
They strike poses as if the song is ending, but it instead enters the next musical bridge. They swear.
Lady: We'll be singing this 'til dawn
Galahad: (threatening the orchestra's conductor) You'll wish that you weren't born.
Lady: Let's stop this damn refrain
Both: Before we go insane
For our song always ends like thiiiiiiiiiiiis!