I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio
    
Note: The blue italics are sound effects - they're NOT sung or spoken.
  
I bet they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new bleep song
It's not that it's buzz or beep beep controversial
Just that the dinging words are awfully strong
  
You can't say honk on the radio
Or shot or twang or blargh,
You can't even say I'd like to creak you one day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large boing
   
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't scratching well programme it
I bet you their ch-chinging old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse raspberry
   

  
Music and lyrics by: Eric Idle