LLAMAS 

    

A forest. From an explosion in the far distance the 'It's' man runs very rapidly up to camera and announces: 

    

It's Man: (M.P.) It's... 

   

Voice Over (and Caption): 'MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS' 

   

Opening animated titles. 

   

Caption: 'PART 2 

Caption: 'THE LLAMA 

   

A Spanish guitarist (E.I.) and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume (T.J.)

   

Superimposed Caption: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN' 

   

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles. 

   

Spaniard: (J.C.) (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. 

   

Guitarist and Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs. 

   

Spaniard: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout... 

   

Guitarist and Dancer: Look out, there are llamas! 

   

A Spanish lady in a lovely pink Spanish frock (G.C.), enters on a moped; s/he blows up a paper bag and bursts it. 

   

Spaniard, Guitarist & Dancer: Olé 

   

They all bow.

   

  

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