Key to notation in scripts: G.C. = Graham Chapman, T.J.
= Terry Jones, T.G. = Terry Gilliam, M.P. - Michael
Palin,
E.I. - Eric Idle, J.C. = John Cleese, C.C.
= Carol Cleveland
Who played who in the sketches only relates to the series. Casting may be
different in live recordings/ records.
Broadcast dates are the first time the episode was shown on BBC television.
Episode
One - "Whither Canada?"
Recorded - 7th September 1969, First broadcast - 5th October 1969.
'It's
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart'
Famous
Deaths
Italian
Lesson
Whizzo Butter
'It's
the Arts'
Arthur
'Two-Sheds' Jackson
Picasso
/ Cycling Race
The
Funniest Joke in the World
Episode Two -
"Sex and violence"
Recorded - 30th August 1969, First broadcast - 12th October 1969
Flying
Sheep
French Lecture on Sheep-aircraft
A
Man with Three Buttocks
A Man with Two Noses
Musical
Mice
Marriage Guidance Counsellor
The
Wacky Queen
Working
Class Playwright
A Scotsman on a Horse
The
Wrestling Epilogue
The
Mouse Problem
Episode Three - "How
to recognize different types of tree from quite a long way away"
Recorded - 14th August 1969, First broadcast - 19th October 1969
The Larch
Court Scene (Witness in Coffin / Cardinal Richelieu)
Bicycle
Repair Man
Children's
Stories
Restaurant
Sketch (Dirty Fork)
Seduced
Milkman
Stolen
Newsreader
Children's
Interview
Nudge,
Nudge
Episode Four - "Owl-stretching time"
Recorded -21st September 1969, First broadcast - 26th October 1969
'And
Did Those Feet' (Song)
Art Gallery
Art Critic
It's a
Man's Life in the Modern Army
Undressing in Public
Self-defense
against Fresh Fruit
Secret
Service Dentists
Episode Five - "Man's
crisis of identity in the latter half of the twentieth century"
Recorded - 3rd October 1969, First broadcast - 16th November 1969
Confuse-a-Cat
The Smuggler
A Duck, a Cat, and a Lizard (Discussion)
Vox Pops on Smuggling
Police Raid
Letters and Vox Pops
Newsreader
Arrested
Erotic Film
Silly
Job Interview
Careers Advisory Board
Burglar
/ Encyclopedia Salesman
Episode Six - (Untitled)
Recorded - 5th November 1969, First broadcast - 23rd November 1969
'It's
the Arts'
Johann Gambolputty... von Hautkopft of Ulm
Non-illegal
Robbery
Vox Pops
Crunchy
Frog
The
Dull Life of a City Stockbroker
Red
Indian in Theatre
Policemen
Make Wonderful Friends
A Scotsman on a Horse
Twentieth-century
Vole
Episode Seven -
"You're no fun any more"
Recorded - 10th October 1969, First broadcast - 30th November 1969
Camel
Spotting
You're No Fun Any More
The
Audit
You're No Fun (Again)
Science
Fiction Sketch
Man Turns into Scotsman
Police Station
Blancmanges Playing Tennis
Episode Eight -
"Full frontal nudity"
Recorded - 25th November 1969, First broadcast - 7th December 1969
Army
Protection Racket
Art
Critic - the Place of the Nude
Buying
a Bed
Hermits
Dead
Parrot
The Flasher
Hell's
Grannies
Episode Nine - "The
ant, an introduction"
Recorded - 7th December 1969, First shown on 14th December 1969
Llamas
A Man
with a Tape Recorder up his Nose
Kilimanjaro Expedition (Double Vision)
A
Man with a Tape Recorder up his Brother's Nose
Homicidal
Barber
Lumberjack Song
Gumby
Crooner
The Refreshment Room at Bletchley
Hunting
Film
The
Visitors
Episode Ten - (Untitled)
Recorded - 30th November 1969, First broadcast 21st December 1969
Walk-on
Part in Sketch
Bank Robber (Lingerie Shop)
Trailer
Arthur Tree
Vocational
Guidance Counsellor
The
First Man to Jump the Channel
Tunneling from Godalming to Java
Pet
Conversions
Gorilla
Librarian
Letters to 'Daily Mirror'
Strangers
in the Night
Episode Eleven - (Untitled)
Recorded - 14th December 1969, First broadcast - 28th December 1969
Letter
(Lavatorial Humour)
Interruptions
Agatha
Christie Sketch
Literary
Football Discussion
'Interesting
People'
Undertakers Film
Eighteenth-century
Social Legislation
The Battle of Trafalgar
Batley
Townswomen's' Guild Presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
Undertakers Film
Episode Twelve - (Untitled)
Recorded - 21st December 1969, First broadcast - 4th January 1970
People Falling from Buildings
'Spectrum' - Talking about Things
Visitors from Coventry
Mr. Hilter
The North Minehead By-election
Police Station (Silly Voices)
Upper-class Twit of the Year
Ken Shabby
How Far Can a Minister Fall?
Episode Thirteen -
(Untitled)
Recorded - 4th January 1970, First broadcast - 11th January 1970
Intermissions
Restaurant (Abuse / Cannibalism)
Advertisements
Albatross!
Come Back to my Place
Me Doctor
Historical Impersonations
Quiz Programme - 'Wishes'
'Probe-around' on Crime
Stonehenge
Mr. Attila the Hun
Psychiatry - Silly Sketch
Operating Theatre (Squatters)
