Voice Over (J.C.) (and caption)
'NO. 1'
Picture of a larch tree.
Voice Over: The larch
Voice Over (and caption)
'NO. 3'
'AND NOW...'
Picture of a chestnut tree.

Voice Over: The Horse Chestnut
Film clip of cheering crowd. Then to interviewer bending down to speak to children in playground.
Interviewer (J.C.): Eric ... do you think you could recognize a larch tree?
Eric (E.I.): (after much deliberation) Don't know.
Roars of delighted pre-recorded laughter from unseen audience.

Interviewer: What's your name?
Michael (M.P.): Michael.
Interviewer: Michael, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?
Michael: I want to go home.
Shrieks from unseen audience.
Terry (T.J.):
More shrieks.
Interviewer: Are there any other trees that any of you think you could recognize from quite a long way away?
Terry: I ... want... to see a sketch of Eric's please...
Interviewer: What?
Terry: I want to see a sketch of Eric's. Nudge Nudge.
Interviewer: A sketch?
Terry: Eric's written...
Eric: I written a sketch.
Michael: Nudge nudge, Eric's written ...
Eric: Nudge nudge...nudge...nudge.


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