I Like Chinese Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high There are tools and idiots sitting on the trigger, It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why: G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese,      D     They only come up to your knees,             G      Em Yet they're always friendly, and        Am       D they're ready to please. G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese,         D There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,      G               Em You'd better learn to like them, Am            D That's what I say. G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese,      D They come from a long way overseas,             G But they're cute and they're Em                  Am       D cuddly, and they're ready to please. G I like Chinese food, A The waiters never are rude, D Think of the many things they've done to impress,         G       Em      Am          D There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.    G So I like Chinese, A I like Chinese, D I like their tiny little trees,     G          Em               Am      D Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. G I like Chinese thought, A The wisdom that Confucius taught   D If Darwin is anything to shout about,     G              Em The Chinese will survive us all Am          D without any doubt.     G So, I like Chinese A I like Chinese     D They only come up to your knees,            G                Em Yet they are wise and they're witty        Am       D and are ready to please. G I like Chinese A I like Chinese       D Their food if guaranteed to please, G           Em       Am            D A fourteen, a seven, a nine and ly-chees. G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese,   D I like their tiny little trees,       G          Em Their Zen, their ping-pong,     Am           D Their yin and yang-ese. G I like Chinese, A I like Chinese ...
	Christmas in Heaven Spoken Intro:  Good evening ladies and gentlemen. It's truly a real honourable Experience to be here this evening. A very wonderful and warm and emotional moment for all of us. And I'd like to sing a song for all of you.        G           It's Christmas in Heaven, Am              All the children sing, C It's Christmas in Heaven,               C  C/B C/A   G Hark hark those church bells ring.     G It's Christmas in Heaven,   Am The snow falls from the sky,         C But it's nice and warm and everyone                C C/B C/A G Looks smart and wears a   tie.      G It's Christmas in Heaven,         Am There's great films on TV,     C 'The Sound of Music' twice an hour    C        C/B C/A G And 'Jaws' I, II  and III.         G There's gifts for all the family,        Am There's toiletries and trains         C There's Sony Walkman Headphone sets                C/B C/A G And the latest video games!    G It's Christmas it's Christmas Hip hip hip hip hip hooray,     Am             G Every single day, is Christmas day.      G It's Christmas it's Christmas in Heaven, Hip hip hip hip hip hooray,       Am              G Every single day it's Christmas day.
	Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life      Am                 D            G               Em Some things in life are bad they can really make you mad      Am                   D         G Other things just make you swear and curse           Am                D When you've chewing an life's gristle     G              Em Don't grumble give a whistle   Am                                   D7 And this'll help things turn out for the best     G      Em          Am     D7      G      Em    Am    D7 And always look on the bright side of life G   Em          Am    D7      G     Em    Am    D7 Always look on the light side of life    Am               D              G                Em If life seems jolly rotten there's something you've forgotten             Am                  D         G and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.           Am             D              G     Em When you've feeling in the dumps don't be silly chumps    Am                                       D7 Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing   G      Em          Am     D7      G      Em    Am    D7 And always look on the bright side of life          G   Em          Am    D7        G     Em    Am    D7 Come on always look on the bright side of life     Am               D        G               Em For life is quite absurd and death's the final word         Am              D              G you must always face the curtain with a bow Am             D              G          Em Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Am                                D7 Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.     G      Em          Am     D7      G      Em    Am    D7 So always look on the bright side of death G      Em       Am           D7    G         Em    Am    D7 just before you draw your terminal breath Am               D    G                Em Life's a piece if shit when you look at it Am                 D                   G Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true      Am             D You'll see it's all a show       G               Em Keep them laughing as you go     Am                               D7 just remember that the last laugh is on you    G      Em          Am     D7      G     Em    Am    D7 And always look on the bright side of life G      Em          Am    D7      G      Em    Am    D7 Always look on the right side of life (Come on guys, cheer up) A      F#          Bm    E7      A     F#    Bm    E7 Always look on the right side of life A      F#          Bm    E7      A     F#    Bm    E7 Always look on the right side of life ....
	I'm The Urban Spaceman (Intro: G  A   C   D   G) G                            A I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed C        D            G I've got everything I need G                            A I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly     C    D     G I'm a supersonic guy Em I don't need pleasure C          G I don't feel pain C              G If you were to knock me down    A           D I'd just get up again G                         I'm the urban spaceman babe and A I'm making out C   D    G I'm all about (G   A     C   D   G) Em I wake up every morning       C             G with a smile upon my face   C          G My natural exuberance       A                D spills out all over the place (G    A     C    D    G) G            I'm the urban spaceman    A I'm intelligent and clean C     D     G Know what I mean? G                            A I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none C      D      G It's a lot of fun Em I never let my friends down    C            G I've never made a boob C            G I'm a glossy magazine   A             D an advert in the tube G                                A I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist C D        G I don't exist    (G   A   C  D  G)