Songs Index
The Series and Recordings

Albrecht Durer Song

All Things Dull & Ugly

Answering Machine Song

Anything Goes In

The Background To History

Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong

Bruces' Philosophers Song

Decomposing Composers

Dennis Moore

Do Wot John

Eric The Half A Bee

Finland

Henry Kissenger

Here Comes Another One

Holzfällerliederhosen Song (For German Lumberjacks) From Monty Python's Fleigender Zirkus

I Bet You They Won't Play
This Song On The Radio


I Like Chinese [Chords]

I'm So Worried

I Like Traffic Lights

Inspector Dim of the Yard

Jerusalem

Jelusarem (the chinese version)

King Otto's Song (a.k.a. Ya Di Buckety)

Lumberjack Song

Medical Love Song

Money Song

Muddy Knees

Oliver Cromwell

Sgt. Duckie's Song

Sit On My Face

Spam

Two Legs

When does a dream begin?

Yangtse Song

Pre-Python

Ferret Song (from "At Last The 1948 Show")

Rhubarb Tart Song (from "At Last The 1948 Show")
  
Eric Idle Sings Monty Python

One Foot In The Grave (the full song, but not the one from the TV series)

Shopping Song

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Knights of Camelot Song

Brave Sir Robin

Bravely Robin Ran Away

Brave Sir Robin (part 3)

He's Going To Tell
 
The Life of Brian

The Brian Song

Judean Peoples' Front Song

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life [Chords]
 
The Crimson Permanent Assurance

The Accountancy Shanty
The Meaning of Life

The Meaning of Life

Every Sperm is Sacred

O Lord Please Don't Burn Us

Galaxy Song

Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)

It's Christmas in Heaven [Chords]

Live at the Hollywood Bowl

Never Be Rude To An Arab


I'm The Urban Spaceman [Chords]

Idiot Song (can also be heard in Live at Drury Lane)
 
Live at City Centre

The Protest Song (Also seen in "Rutland Weekend Television")

Short Blues
 
Poems

Poets

The Meaning of Life poem (from "Eric Idle Sings Monty Python")

Port Shoems (by Speverend Rooner)
    
Spamalot

Historian's Introduction to Act One

Finland

Fish Schlapping Dance

Monk's Chant 

Arthur's Introduction

I Am Not Dead Yet


Come With Me

Laker Girls Cheer

The Song That Goes Like This

He Is Not Dead Yet (Play Off)

All For One

Knights of the Round Table

Find Your Grail

Run Away

Historian's Introduction to Act 2

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life


Brave Sir Robin


You Won't Succeed (US/ Album version)

Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?)

Where Are You

His Name is Lancelot

I'm All Alone

Twice In Every Show

The Holy Grail's Been Found

Act Two Finale

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (Company Bow)

Others

One Foot in the Grave (different lyrics - the actual ones from the BBC programme "One Foot In The Grave")

The Honda Song (from BBC's "One Foot In The Grave")

Stoop Solo (from "Rutland Weekend Television")

Pirate Song (from "Rutland Weekend Television")

Only A Dream Away (end theme from "Time Bandits")

The FCC Song (pub. PythOnline, May 2005)
WARNING!
Don't look if you hate strong language or like George Bush.

The Gay Animal Song (from The Rutland Islands)

F*ck Christmas
(from The Greedy Bastard Tour)
WARNING!
Has lots and lots of strong language
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