Laker Girls Cheer

Arthur: (spoken) Stand aside, Mrs. Galahad while the Lady of the Lake

and her Laker Girls welcome your son to my army.

He blows his whistle. The Laker Girls rush forward and perform a high-kicking Cheerleader routine for Arthur, ripping off their dressers to reveal Cheerleader gear.

Arthur: I am Arthur King of the Britons

And we are seeking men who are able.

And so we're recruiting Dennis

To sit at our very, very, very, round table. Ready?

Laker Girls: OK! K.I.N. G.A.R. T.H. U.R. Arthur!

K.I.N. G.A.R. T.H. U.R. Arthur!

Arthur King

The biggest and the coolest thing

Arthur: Who's the King?

Laker Girls: U.R.

Arthur: Who's the King?

Laker Girls: U.R.

A.R.T.H.U.R. Arthur!

Laker Girls: Who is next to enlist?

Dennis

Patsy: Who is?

Laker Girls: Dennis

Laker Girls and Patsy: The Lady of the Lake will make him a man

If she can't do it nobody can

Arthur: Who will it be?

Laker Girls: G.A.L.A.H.A.D.

G. A. L. A. H. A ......................

Mrs. Galahad: D

Patsy: (shouting through megaphone) Ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, the Lady of the Lake and the knighting of Dennis Galahad!

Goes into The Song That Goes Like This.