Run Away

--- From soundtrack album ---

French Guard: (spoken) Fetchez la vache!

Arthur: (spoken) Run away!

Robin: (spoken) Run away!

Lancelot: (spoken) Run away?

Bedevere: (spoken) Run away!

Knights: (spoken) Run away!

(Singing)

Run away! Run Away!

Arthur: Run away from the stench and the trenches!

Knights: Run away! Run Away!

Bedevere: From these horrible, nasty old Frenchies!

Robin: These frogs and their terrible prattle, are fighting a battle with cattle!

Lancelot: We're all full of fear so let's get out of here!

Knights: Run away, run away, run away!

--- Stage show starts and soundtrack continues ---

French Guards: You English all are bugger folk

Your mothers all are rugger folk

Your army is a bloody joke

You couldn't beat an artichoke

If battle you choose to renew

We'll taunt you 'til you all turn blue

We turn our asses as you part

In your direction we all fart!

The orchestra plays the first few bars of La Marseillaise, after which point the French Guards fart in Arthur's general direction.

French Guard: (spoken) Fetchez la can-can dancers!

All Knights: *To the tune of a can-can*

Run away! Run away! Run away! Run-run-run-run-run-run away! Run away! Run away! Run away, run away!

They are chased here and there by the French.

Ruuuuun a-waaaaay!

Arthur: We're stuck in a nasty position

Why don't you take a short intermission?

Have a drink and a pee, we'll be back for Act Threeeeeeeee...

Patsy: (spoken) Two, sir!

Arthur: Twooooooooo....

Knights: Run away run away run awaaaaaaaaay!