Finland / Fish Schlapping Dance
   
Company: Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me!
   
(Various animal noises)
   
Mayor: Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian vay!

All: Schlip! Schlap!

Mayor: Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

All: Schlip! Schlap!

Mayor: Schlap away all day

All: Schlip! Schlap!

Mayor: You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song

All: Finland, Finland, Finland

Male Ensemble: The country where I quite want to be

Finn 1: Pony trekking-

Finn 2: Or camping-

All: Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me

Historian: (spoken) I said, "England."

Company: (spoken in tandem) What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that