Company: Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me!
(Various animal noises)
Mayor: Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian vay!
All: Schlip! Schlap!
Mayor: Schlip-a-schlap-a vay
All: Schlip! Schlap!
Mayor: Schlap away all day
All: Schlip! Schlap!
Mayor: You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song
All: Finland, Finland, Finland
Male Ensemble: The country where I quite want to be
Finn 1: Pony trekking-
Finn 2: Or camping-
All: Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me
Historian: (spoken) I said, "England."
Company: (spoken in tandem) What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that
