Men Men Men
(Originally from "Outta Space" and also in "Eric Idle Sings Monty Python")
   

Men men men! 

They want it now, they want it where, they want it when? 

You don't want it 

Men men men 

They try it once then go to sleep just when you want to go again 

In many ways, you know my friend, all they all are lousy shits 

You got them where you want them if they simply see your tits 

If you are young and you are female and your body's not too bad 

Then you've got men, men men 

And you can keep them! 

Men men men 

Eric: I say I say I say What's that useless piece of skin at the end of a penis for? 

Girls: A man! 

Eric: Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! 

Men men men 

They want it now, they want it where, they want it when? 

You don't want it 

Men men men 

They try it once and go to sleep just when you want to go again 

In many ways, you know my friend, all they all are lousy shits 

You got them where you want them if they simply see your tits 

If you are young and you are female and your body's not too bad 

Then you've got men, men men 

And you can keep them! 

Men men men 

Lyrics: Eric Idle 

Music by: Eric Idle & John Du Prez