That's Death!

From Discworld 2 Playstation Game

There's a place you're always welcome

That's as nice as it can be

Everyone can get in

'Cause it's absolutely free!


That's death

No need to take a breath

Just lay around all day

With not a single bill to pay



That's death

No more sicknesses or flu

If you've lived beyond your means

You can die beyond them to

Boo hoo!


Well the greatest and the finest

Have already died

Why not simply join them

On the other side?


That's death

Say farewell to all your bills

Rip up all your wills

And pop your final pills



That's death

It's a date with fate

If you're not feeling great

Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate


Nothing here to hurt you

No one's here to nag

Come die with me

If your life's a drag!


That's death

The wealthy and well-bred

All of them are here

And they're all completely dead


That's death

No more headaches, no more pain

Of the millions who've died

No one came back to complain!


You can't take it with you

You can't keep what you've got

So why not just lay back

And simply rot?

Just simply rot

It's so cool it's hot


That's death!


Music and lyrics by: Eric Idle





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