Sergeant Duckie: I'm a little bit moody today, sir.
Muffin: Why's that, Duckie?
Duckie: Because...
Duckie: I'm a little bit sad and lonely
Now my baby's gone away...
I'm feeling kinda blue
Don't know just what to do
I feel a little sad today.
Chorus of PCs: He's a little bit sad and lonely
Now his baby's gone away
He's feeling kinda blue
He don't know just what to do
He's not feeling so good today.
Duckie: (solo): When I smile
The sun comes flooding in
But when I'm sad
It goes behind the clouds again.
Chorus: He's a little bit sad and lonely
Now his baby's gone away
He's feeling kinda (they stop abruptly and say)
Etcetera, etcetera. (applause)
Music and lyrics: Terry Jones & Fred Tomlinson
