Higgs Boson Hornpipe
(From Eric Idle's "The Entire Universe In One Hour")

 

There's the Higgs boson

And there's leptons and there's gluons

There's the Higgs boson

And there's positrons and muons

There are photons

There are protons

There's neutrinos, positinos

There are quarks and there's electrons

In the Higgs boson

  

Oh the Higgs boson

All the particles will scatter

Oh the Higgs boson

As they're starting to be matter

There are leptons

There are gluons

There are positrons and muons

There are photons

There are protons

In the Higgs boson

 

(Lots of sailors singing) There's the Higgs boson

And there's leptons and there's gluons

There's the Higgs boson

And there's positrons and muons

There are photons

There are protons

There's neutrinos, positinos

There are quarks and there's electrons

In the Higgs boson

 

There's neutrinos

Angelina's in the Higgs boson

There are Sauvignons and and Pinots in the Higgs boson

There are Bono's, Yoko Ono's, Brian Eno's, Cappuccinos

Both Latinas and Llatinos in the Higgs boson

 

There are guons

There are muons in the Higgs boson

There are many

There are few ones in the Higgs boson

There are gold ones

There are blue ones

There are old ones

There are new ones

And some "we haven't got a clue"-ons

In the Higgs boson

  

  

Lyrics by: Eric Idle
Music: The Sailor's Hornpipe (traditional)

  

 

 

 

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