Higgs
Boson Hornpipe
(From Eric Idle's "The Entire Universe In
One Hour")
There's the Higgs boson
And there's leptons and there's gluons
There's the Higgs boson
And there's positrons and muons
There are photons
There are protons
There's neutrinos, positinos
There are quarks and there's electrons
In the Higgs boson
Oh the Higgs boson
All the particles will scatter
Oh the Higgs boson
As they're starting to be matter
There are leptons
There are gluons
There are positrons and muons
There are photons
There are protons
In the Higgs boson
(Lots of sailors singing) There's the Higgs boson
And there's leptons and there's gluons
There's the Higgs boson
And there's positrons and muons
There are photons
There are protons
There's neutrinos, positinos
There are quarks and there's electrons
In the Higgs boson
There's neutrinos
Angelina's in the Higgs boson
There are Sauvignons and and Pinots in the Higgs boson
There are Bono's, Yoko Ono's, Brian Eno's, Cappuccinos
Both Latinas and Llatinos in the Higgs boson
There are guons
There are muons in the Higgs boson
There are many
There are few ones in the Higgs boson
There are gold ones
There are blue ones
There are old ones
There are new ones
And some "we haven't got a clue"-ons
In the Higgs boson
Lyrics by: Eric Idle
Music:
The Sailor's Hornpipe (traditional)