Season 2   




Key to notation in scripts: G.C. = Graham Chapman, T.J. = Terry Jones, T.G. = Terry Gilliam, M.P. - Michael Palin,
E.I. - Eric Idle, J.C. = John Cleese, C.C. = Carol Cleveland
Who played who in the sketches only relates to the series. Casting may be different in live recordings/ records.
Broadcast dates are the first time the episode was shown on BBC television.



Episode Fourteen - (Untitled)
Recorded - 9th July 1970, First broadcast - 15th September 1970
'Face the Press'
New Cooker Sketch
Tobacconists (Prostitute Advert)
The Ministry of Silly Walks
The Piranha Brothers
Episode Fifteen - (Untitled)
Recorded - 2nd July 1970, First broadcast - 22nd September 1970
Man-powered Flight
The Spanish Inquisition

Jokes and Novelties Salesman
Tax on Thingy
Vox Pops
Photos of Uncle Ted (Spanish Inquisition)
The Semaphore Version of 'Wuthering Heights'
'Julius Caesar' on an Aldis Lamp

Court Scene (Charades)
Episode Sixteen - (Untitled)
Recorded - 16th July 1970, First broadcast - 29th September 1970
A Bishop Rehearsing
Flying Lessons
Hijacked Plane (to Luton)
The Poet McTeagle
Psychiatrist Milkman
Déjà Vu
Episode Seventeen - (Untitled)
Recorded - 18th September 1970, First broadcast - 20th October 1970
The Architects Sketch
How to Give Up Being a Mason
Motor Insurance Sketch
'The Bishop'
Living Room on Pavement
A Choice of Viewing
Chemist Sketch
Words Not to Be Used Again

Vox Pops on Aftershave
Police Constable Pan-Am
Episode Eighteen - (Untitled)
First broadcast - 27th October 1970
Live from the Grill-o-Mat Snack Bar, Paignton
Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Escape (from Film)

Current Affairs
Accidents Sketch

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
The Man Who is Alternately Rude and Polite
Documentary on Boxer
Episode Nineteen - (Untitled)
First broadcast - 3rd November 1970
'It's a Living'
The Time on BBC1
School Prize-giving
'if' - a Film by Mr. Dibley
'Rear Window' - a Film by Mr. Dibley
'Finian's Rainbow' (Starring the Man from the Off-license)

Foreign Secretary
Dead Indian

Timmy Williams Interview
Raymond Luxury-Yacht Interview
Registry Office
Election Night Special
Episode Twenty - (Untitled)
First broadcast 10th November 1970
'The Attila the Hun Show'
Attila the Nun

Secretary of State Striptease
Vox Pops on Politicians
Rat catcher

Killer Sheep
The News for Parrots
The News for Gibbons
Today in Parliament
The News for Wombats
Attila the Bun

The Idiot in Society
Test Match
The Epsom Furniture Race

'Take Your Pick'
Episode Twenty-One - (Untitled)
First broadcast - 17th November 1970
'Archaeology Today'

Silly Vicar
Leapy Lee
Registrar (Wife Swap)
Silly Doctor Sketch (Immediately Abandoned)
Mr. and Mrs. Git
Mosquito Hunters
Poofy Judges
Mrs. Thing and Mrs. Entity
Beethoven's Mynah Bird
Colin Mozart (Ratcatcher)
Episode Twenty-Two - Untitled
First broadcast - 24th November 1970
'How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body'

Naughty Bits
The Man Who Contradicts People
Cosmetic Surgery
Camp Square-bashing
Cut-price Airline
Batley Townswomens' Guild Presents the First Heart Transplant
The First Underwater Production of 'Measure for Measure'
Death of Mary, Queen of Scots
Exploding Penguin on TV Set
There's Been a Murder
Europolice Song Contest incl.Sgt. Duckie's Song
'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong' (Song)
Episode Twenty-three - (Untitled)

First broadcast - 1st December 1970
French Subtitled Film
Scott of the Antarctic
Scott of the Sahara

Fish Licence [Album version, incl. Eric the half-a-bee]
Derby Council vs. All Blacks Rugby Match
Long John Silver Impersonators vs. Bournemouth Gynaecologists
Episode Twenty-four - (Untitled)
First broadcast - 8th December 1970
Conquistador Coffee Campaign
Repeating Groove

Ramsey MacDonald Striptease
Job Hunter

Agatha Christie Sketch (Railway Timetables)
Mr. Neville Shunt
Film Director (Teeth)
City Gents Vox Pops
'Crackpot Religions Ltd.'
'How Not to Be Seen'
Crossing the Atlantic on a Tricycle
Interview in Filing Cabinet
'Yummy Yummy'
Monty Python's Flying Circus Again in Thirty Seconds
Episode Twenty-five - (Untitled)
First broadcast - 15th December 1970
'The Black Eagle'
The Hungarian Phrasebook Sketch
Court (Phrasebook)

Communist Quiz
'Ypres 1914' - Abandoned
Art Gallery Strike
'Ypres 1914'
Hospital for Over-actors
Gumby Flower Arranging
The Spam Sketch incl. Spam Song
Episode Twenty-Six - (Untitled)
First broadcast - 22nd December 1970
The Queen Will Be Watching
Coal Mine (Historical Argument)
The Man Who Says Things in a Very Roundabout Way
The Man Who Speaks Only the Ends of Words
The Man Who Speaks Only the Beginnings of Words
The Man Who Speaks Only the Middle of Words
How to Feed a Goldfish
The Man Who Collects Birdwatchers' Eggs
Insurance Sketch
Hospital Run by R.S.M.
Exploding Version of 'The Blue Danube'
Girls Boarding School
Lifeboat (Cannibalism)
The Undertakers Sketch






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